Knock Knock!!

This may be really wrong of me, I don't know, but right now I'm just so thankful that Little Man hasn't gotten on the knock-knock joke bandwagon! I shudder to think of that day!

I was just walking thru the local Subway shop where a mother and her tot were sitting there exchanging knock-knock jokes. Ummm... yeah. People, there is only so much a 3-year old can do with Knock-Knock jokes.

"Knock-knock" Who's there? "Good!" Good who? "Good-bye!" Heh! Yeah that's a killer, Son!

The Skinny on Survivor

So last night, while watching Survivor: China, I pondered one of the really deep questions of life. I'm sure you have asked yourself this too, at least once this season.... Do the Survivor producers ever turn a contestant away for being too skinny?

I mean really... We all know that whoever goes on the Survivor diet loses about 30 pounds. Shouldn't there be a minimum weight requirement?!! Have you seen Courtney lately? Yikes!